Watch out tractor!

Incoming! probably from an orbiting star wars defense satellite. Poor old "Cat" the tractor.

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Its a nice day, I think I'll open the sunroof

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Taking my Laundry to the local fluff and fold

Hard Men

South Pole is a harsh place. Only the manliest survive and you must let other know your affiliations.

Today I got to ride the trebuchet

It was quite a thrill!

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Bottomless party

We were pretty disappointed with the theft of our valuable Physics data, not to mention our mental anguish. So we threw a bottomless party.

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Armed Robbery!

Some thug from the Dark Sector robbed me and PP on the way to the lab! Made off with our valuable Physics data damn it! If anyone spots a female 5'3" 100 pounds with this tattoo, please report to the station sheriff!

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Curiously there is no barber at Pole

But intrepid physicists that we are, we found a solution. We melt the hair right off.

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Some Asshole took my parking spot!

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The cleanest air on earth

The claims may be a bit off as beans were served in the galley that day.

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Astrobiology at Pole

Many people think biology only happens at McMurdo or Palmer. In fact we have been very active in astrobiology at SNOAPE as evidenced by this alien orifice probe.

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Bravo, a four legged pioneer

In 1957 there was a four legged winterover. Now there's quite a few who are grantees.

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This is one fierce bidet

It sure did its job. Hair and all.

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TV Dinners

Kept in cages because 10 years past their expiration date, they become, self-aware, ambulatory and violent.

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Constructicons looking for something

They're asking around about a "Cube" buried in the ice. We're claiming ignorance.

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Biggest Exporter of Styrofoam

Little known fact. South Pole is the biggest exporter of Styrofoam, with the mines of Saturn's moon Enceladus coming a close second. South Pole Styrofoam is sought by name from light years aways. Which is why you shouldn't send packages with styrofoam peanuts to your favorite witnervoers, because we're swimming in it already.

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Misplaced sippy cup

I better bring this back to the daycare center.

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Kaboom!

Double barrel rail gunnery!

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A game of Mahjong

I won 2 million dollars. What should I spend it on? I'm thinking Pringles.

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And exciting new message!

The NSF produced some biscuit today. The results are being analyzed as we speak at our partner universities as we speak.

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Kegstand

This weekend my American friends taught me how to execute a kegstand.

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Tourists

Today some tourists came on their spaceship. Apparently this scratching post is a holy site to their species and many come on a pilgrimage. Always a touching moment at Pole.

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Orange Raro

Today some travelling salesmen arrived with bladders full of orange raro. We bought their entire stocks. Its a thirsty station.

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The Tallest Peak at South Pole

PP has successfully summited the tallest peak in South Pole. It was grueling.

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Getting the wheel ready in the Heavy Shop

For the Wheel of Fortune tournament. I think we can get this spinning at 2 million rpms.

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Some drillers showed up

These boys from the Alaska Refinery Association are here to drill for oil. It takes 1.6 barrels of oil to extract 1 barrel of oil from Antarctic proven reserves, but prices are favorable and the Association has hit yet another record quarterly earnings.

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Extreme Cold Weather gear

Trying out some new ECW. Bright Green is so much less bulky than Big Red. And Crocs ventilate so much better than bunny boots.

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Thanksgiving

Yesterday the Americans on station celebrated this holiday called Thanksgiving where they feast on Turkey. Unfortunately I'm allergic to trace amounts of turkey feathers. Turns out it wasn't a problem as the food replicator went into overtime delivering roasted, fried, baked and smoked penguins instead.

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Checking on next year's winterovers

Today we checked up on next year's winterovers in the freezer. They seem to be soundly sleeping their deep frozen sleep next to a food container of refried beans.

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Shortage of Christmas lights

This year we have a shortage of Christmas lights. Pipe is devastated. Christmas is a big holiday in his country. This project rudely used up the entire supply of LEDs on station!

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Testing our rail gun

Just because we are pacifist countries doesn't mean we can't have nice toys!

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Voted off the Station

These grantees were voted off the station for their unsound science.

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Bermuda Grass

We have a pretty sophisticated sprinkler system here. Its hard to keep grass green in this weather, the landscaper techs can tell you that. To make it easier on the LTs, we're experimenting with white grass.

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New Zealand rules, no shoes in the station

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Not as interesting as the Anti-Gravity Station

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Crane

This is Crane, my android butler. He's currently organizing my toiletries. Crane's a classy guy with his bow tie.

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My Gun

There's been a recent crime wave here so Sheriff Weeks, the law around these parts has approved concealed carry weapons. I ordered this one, the R0DE Mysterium, a 44 magnum watt laser blaster. Got it with the 185 degree diffuser, so you really can't miss!

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My turn for Housemouse

While Antarctica is the cleanest place on this side of the warpgate, the coal we use to heat our station produces a lot of soot. But since we get the coal for free from a long ago agreement with some Ohio mines, we'll deal with the soot. The soot, gets into every crack and orifice, so we have these ManSoots, which separate the man from the soot. It helps to take like five showers a day in the ManSoot to keep clean. Once in a while the ManSoot needs cleaning, and today is my turn to do the cleaning.

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The station blanketed in a cloud of soot.

Winterover Changing of the Guard

Lven Sidstrom and Parlos Cobes left today after one year of working on SNOAPE. They're also escorting Ichiro's hair back home for a hero's return. Great guys, they taught PP and me a lot about the project for the next year. Here they are using their antigravity bunny boots to board the C-130 in the little known vertical takeoff mode. Next stop for the Herc and our buddies, Fiji!

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Skua

Skua is an exchange for things on station where things can be left and taken. This shack holds skua and is a good place to find long underwear or xbox controllers. Skua is named after skua, a trash eating cyborg bird. They were created by a defense company that made UAVs and unleashed on the continent to help pick up the trash. They also developed a taste for baby penguins and have an inexplicable hatred for blue hover sleds. Which is hilarious since there's blue hover sleds everywhere on Antarctic stations. Turns out the $100,000 per unit price of the hover sleds weren't commercially feasible so the thousands of unsold units were bought by the government and they're used as food trays on station. Occasionally they get to live free and sled down some hills too.

A lean mean trash eating machine

A hover sled

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Shredding

Oh good, the snowboarding has been completed. Time to wax the stick.

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Party!

Since most of the station works a six day week, Saturday is our Friday. Which means time to Party! Here is Pipe dropping some beats on the synth. Hit em with the green lasers Pipe.

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Weather WIzards

Still getting to know my way around this amazing station. Today I walked to the clean sector, where the NOAA building is. As I understand it, this is where they control the weather in the 50 states. New this year, the NOAA guys are implementing a vote by text messaging system. Just like Japanese Idol or Eurovision Song Contest. Now you can vote on what weather you want for the next week and the weather wizards will deliver. Sorry for the heatwave Los Angeles.

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A Royal and a Scientist

Little known to Sweden, the King is also an amateur particle physicist. Here is his majesty's bunk at the observatory on his frequent visits.

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Pipe wanted to catch up on the last three years back home. So we setup a video conference home.

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I dialed up Hakata Ramen on the food replicator. I think I got instant. :(

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