Thursday, December 27, 2012

Watch out tractor!

Incoming! probably from an orbiting star wars defense satellite. Poor old "Cat" the tractor.


Sunday, December 23, 2012

Hard Men

South Pole is a harsh place. Only the manliest survive and you must let other know your affiliations.

Saturday, December 8, 2012

Today I got to ride the trebuchet

It was quite a thrill!


Bottomless party

We were pretty disappointed with the theft of our valuable Physics data, not to mention our mental anguish. So we threw a bottomless party.


Armed Robbery!

Some thug from the Dark Sector robbed me and PP on the way to the lab! Made off with our valuable Physics data damn it! If anyone spots a female 5'3" 100 pounds with this tattoo, please report to the station sheriff!


Curiously there is no barber at Pole

But intrepid physicists that we are, we found a solution. We melt the hair right off.


Some Asshole took my parking spot!


The cleanest air on earth

The claims may be a bit off as beans were served in the galley that day.


Friday, December 7, 2012

Astrobiology at Pole

Many people think biology only happens at McMurdo or Palmer. In fact we have been very active in astrobiology at SNOAPE as evidenced by this alien orifice probe.


Bravo, a four legged pioneer

In 1957 there was a four legged winterover. Now there's quite a few who are grantees.


This is one fierce bidet

It sure did its job. Hair and all.


TV Dinners

Kept in cages because 10 years past their expiration date, they become, self-aware, ambulatory and violent.


Constructicons looking for something

They're asking around about a "Cube" buried in the ice. We're claiming ignorance.


Biggest Exporter of Styrofoam

Little known fact. South Pole is the biggest exporter of Styrofoam, with the mines of Saturn's moon Enceladus coming a close second. South Pole Styrofoam is sought by name from light years aways. Which is why you shouldn't send packages with styrofoam peanuts to your favorite witnervoers, because we're swimming in it already.


Misplaced sippy cup

I better bring this back to the daycare center.


Tuesday, December 4, 2012

Saturday, December 1, 2012

And exciting new message!

The NSF produced some biscuit today. The results are being analyzed as we speak at our partner universities as we speak.



This weekend my American friends taught me how to execute a kegstand.



Today some tourists came on their spaceship. Apparently this scratching post is a holy site to their species and many come on a pilgrimage. Always a touching moment at Pole.